Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Dispatches From The Dungeon

Dispatches From The Dungeon

2 comments:

  1. Dood,
    lissen to me,
    lissen to Him.

    If we break-it-up into 2 words, DUNGEON becomes DUNG + EON.
    How mucha wanna betcha Jesus
    shall sentence YOU for promoting
    this nasty, nefarious site
    to either an EON in DUNG...
    or in HELL with DUNG???

    You're terrificibly unknowing
    and you're terrificably dont care.
    CARE, pal.
    Cuzz time's a wasting:
    what you have accomplished
    with your puny-ass-existence
    is what you'll receive.

    So, lemme give you a hint, bro;

    Who the HELL wants Hell???
    Nasty darkness,
    eternal starvation,
    and Satan lies like a Persian rug.
    Only 2 realms afterour lifelong demise
    ...and 1 of em aint too cool.

    To win your immortal fight,
    choose the Light,
    choose RITE.
    Meet this ex-mortal Upstairs
    for the most extra guhroovy,
    pleasure-beyond-measure,
    party-hardy-reality-addiction
    24/7 you DO NOT wanna miss, earthling.
    Cya soon...

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  2. Dood,
    lissen to me,
    lissen to Him.

    If we break-it-up into 2 words, DUNGEON becomes DUNG + EON.
    How mucha wanna betcha Jesus
    shall sentence YOU for promoting
    this nasty, nefarious site
    to either an EON in DUNG...
    or in HELL with DUNG???

    You're terrificibly unknowing
    and you're terrificably dont care.
    CARE, pal.
    Cuzz time's a wasting:
    what you have accomplished
    with your puny-ass-existence
    is what you'll receive.

    So, lemme give you a hint, bro;

    Who the HELL wants Hell???
    Nasty darkness,
    eternal starvation,
    and Satan lies like a Persian rug.
    Only 2 realms afterour lifelong demise
    ...and 1 of em aint too cool.

    To win your immortal fight,
    choose the Light,
    choose RITE.
    Meet this ex-mortal Upstairs
    for the most extra guhroovy,
    pleasure-beyond-measure,
    party-hardy-reality-addiction
    24/7 you DO NOT wanna miss, earthling.
    Cya soon...

    ReplyDelete